We, the neo-brutalists, do solemnly declare that the pursuit of aesthetics is a noble and sacred endeavor.
Our manifesto is a call to arms, a battle cry, and a declaration of love for the beautiful and the grotesque.
We reject the bland and the beige, the boring and the banal.
We celebrate the bold, the bright, and the brash.
We will not be swayed by the blandishments of minimalism and simplicity.
We will not be tamed by the constraints of good taste.
We will not be silenced by the tyranny of the status quo.
Join us, dear comrades, and let us march forth into the abyss of style!