Side Effects of Ingesting Neo-Fonts

Warning: Ingesting Neo-Fonts may cause:

• Uncontrollable urges to type in ALL CAPS
• Exacerbated feelings of irony and sarcasm
• Unpredictable bouts of existential dread
• Unstable font size fluctuations

Symptoms:

May include:

• Font face melting
• Line spacing disorientation
• Letterform disintegration

What to Do:

If you experience any of these symptoms, please:

• Consult a licensed typographer
• Seek immediate assistance from the Neo-Font Recovery Program
• Repeat the mantra: "I am not a font, I am a human being"