Neo-Ninja Training Mission Briefing

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Objective: Infiltrate the heavily guarded fortress of "The Donut Lord"

Intel suggests that The Donut Lord, notorious for his vast array of sugary pastries, has set up a network of traps and laser beams to keep his treasure safe. Our mission is to disable these defenses, infiltrate the fortress, and retrieve the legendary "Golden Eclair."

Stealth and cunning are a must, as well as a healthy dose of sugar-fueled adrenaline. You have been warned.

Casualties: 3 ninjas. Injuries: 2. Donuts consumed: 17.

Tactical considerations: