The Sonic Screwdriver: A Tool for the Modern Ninja

Because you can never be too prepared, the Sonic Screwdriver is here to save the day! With its sleek design and advanced ninja tech, this screwdriver is perfect for any occasion that calls for a quick fix or a well-placed prank.

Features:

• Sonic-speed adjustment (up to 1000 RPM)
• Adjustable torque (from 0.01 Nm to 100 Nm)
• Integrated LED flasher for maximum stealth
• Rechargeable battery pack (powered by a tiny nuclear reactor)

Don't settle for a boring, regular screwdriver. Choose the one that's been chosen by ninjas around the world!

Side effects of using the Sonic Screwdriver may include, but are not limited to:

• Increased ninja skills
• Uncontrollable urge to wear a ninja mask
• Temporary loss of opposable thumbs

Warning: Do not use the Sonic Screwdriver if you are not prepared to face the consequences of being a ninja.