Ascension Initiation

Welcome, Neo-Nirvanian, to the Ascension Initiative. Here, you will embark on a journey of enlightenment, self-discovery, and questionable life choices.

Phase 1: The Unknowable Void

Where shadows dance and the abyssal winds howl, you will confront the depths of your own ignorance.

Proceed to Phase 2

Caution: The Ascension Initiative is not for the faint of heart. Prolonged exposure to the Unknowable Void may cause existential dread, crippling self-doubt, and an intense desire to watch cat videos.