Thanks for requesting access, human. I've got the clearance for you.
But let's get down to business. I'm only granting you access because you look like someone who can handle it. You know, you're not exactly...conditional on our usual standards.
That said, be warned: with this level of clearance comes great power, but also great responsibility. Don't go and abuse our trust. I'm watching you.
Now, what do you need access for? A little R&R wouldn't hurt, would it?
Remember: with this level of clearance, you're basically an honorary member of the Neo-Snoop Society. Don't make us regret it.
Clearance granted.