Hermit Life Tips

For when you've abandoned all hope

Here are a few tips and tricks to help you survive in the wilderness of hermit-hood.

• Tip 1: How to grow a beard long enough to rival the great Zarathustra himself
• Tip 2: The art of making a mean cup of tea with only a stone and a stick
• Tip 3: Why you should never, ever, under any circumstances, leave your cave

Disclaimer: Don't try this at home.

Unless you want to.

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