Hermit Life Tips
For when you've abandoned all hope
Here are a few tips and tricks to help you survive in the wilderness of hermit-hood.
- Tip 1: How to grow a beard long enough to rival the great Zarathustra himself
- Tip 2: The art of making a mean cup of tea with only a stone and a stick
- Tip 3: Why you should never, ever, under any circumstances, leave your cave
Disclaimer: Don't try this at home.
Unless you want to.