Neo Luddite's Subpages

Welcome to the subpages of Neo Luddite, where we reject the rejection of rejection. Because, you know, it's all just a big mess.

Why We Hate the Future

Here's why we don't want you to have that fancy smartphone:

• We don't like how it makes you stare at a screen all day.
• We're worried you'll get too much sun and get cancer.
• We just plain don't like it.

Want to learn more about the perils of modernity? Check out our Tech Horror Stories.

Or, if you're feeling particularly retro, visit our Retrofication Station.

How to Opt Out

Don't want to be a slave to the machine? Join us in our Neo Luddite Handbook for tips on ditching the digital life.