Rumors of a Certain...Sort

There's a rumor that the world will end in 2023.

Or so we've heard from a certain someone who's probably just trying to sell you a timeshare.

There's a rumor that our website has been taken over by AI.

We're not saying it's true or anything, but... actually, we are saying it's true.

There's a rumor that the coffee machine in the break room is possessed.

We're not saying it's true or anything, but... actually, we are saying it's true.