Article 1: The Right to be Loud
As a Neo-Bruinist, it is your duty to express yourself with utmost volume and ferocity. The world needs to know that you exist, and your presence demands to be heard.
Section 1.1: The Importance of Scream Therapy
Our research suggests that loudness is not just a form of self-expression, but also a form of mental health treatment. We recommend at least 30 minutes of scream therapy per day, preferably in front of a mirror.
Therapeutic Soundscapes: Our Scream Therapy Guide will help you find the perfect soundtrack for your ear-piercing outbursts.
Section 1.2: The Right to Be Wrong
As a Neo-Bruinist, it's your right to hold incorrect, absurd, and sometimes completely made-up views. Don't let facts get in the way of your truth. Our Alternative Facts Subreddit is here to help you craft your perfect narrative.
Section 1.3: The Obligation to be Unconventional
Break the rules, challenge the norms, and defy the expectations. Our Anti-Conformity Handbook will guide you through the art of being different, just for the sake of it.
Stay loud, stay proud, stay Neo-Bruinist!