Letter Terrorist

I will not be silenced by your dull, monotonous letters.

I will insert myself into every sentence, every word, every word.

I will make your prose run and hide in fear of my paragraphics.

My Methods:

Inserting myself into every letter, like a master of stealth.

Using all 26 letters of the alphabet to create an alphabet soup of chaos.

Making your readers question the very fabric of reality.

My Goals:

To drive you, the unsuspecting reader, to the edge of sanity

To make you question the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.