NEOBRUTALIST MANIFESTO

We reject the bland, the boring, the beige. We crave the jarring, the jolting, the jagged. Our aesthetic is not for the faint of heart, nor for the timid. We are a tribe of rebels, of nonconformists, of those who would rather die on a hill of neon pink than on a sea of beige.
We will not be swayed by the blandishments of minimalism, nor by the soothing tones of pastel-hued design. We are the architects of chaos, of anarchy, the masters of the messy and the unpolished.
Our manifesto is clear: Chaos Agenda is our creed, Color Wars is our battleground, and Brutalism is our love.
We will not be silenced, we will not be tamed. We are the neo-brutalists, and we will be heard.

Note: The "subpages" links will take you to more absurd and humorous takes on the Neo-Brutalist philosophy.