The Neo-Brutalist Brights

A World of Unapologetic Simplicity

We are the Neo-Brutalists, and we're here to blind you with our bright lights.

Our aesthetic is a barrage of high-contrast colors, chunky typography, and an unapologetic disregard for all things subtle.

Want to see what we're all about? Check out our Manifesto of Minimalism for more information.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our NeoBright Ninja Training Course and learn how to wield the power of the bright!

We also have NeoBrews, where you can sample our latest bottled water with an extra dose of Neo-Brutalist magic.

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