Article 1: "We, the Neo-Brightian People,"
By the Great Leader of Neo-Bright, Zorvath P. Bottomsworth
Section 1: The Unalienable Right to Wear Socks
By order of the Great Leader, all citizens of Neo-Bright are granted the unalienable right to wear socks of any color, pattern, or design without fear of retribution or ridicule. This fundamental human right shall not be infringed.
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