Welcome, brave adventurer, to Basilisk Brews, the premier destination for the most extraordinary elixirs known to the multiverse! Our expert alchemists have concocted a selection of the most potent, most fantastical, most utterly bewildering brews that will make your taste buds do the cha cha slide.
Our most popular brew, this cosmic concoction combines the essence of rare, rainbow-colored moonstones with the essence of exploding space whales. Guaranteed to make you levitate for up to 3 hours, 14 minutes, and 32 seconds.
Learn more about our intergalactic elixirsThis brew allows you to relive the most embarrassing moments of your past, relive them, and relive them, until you get it just right. Side effects may include spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, or permanent regret.
Consult our expert advisors on time-traveling tonicsThis brew is a game-changer. It's a game-changer because it's a fire-based elixir that will set your taste buds ablaze. Side effects include spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, and a strong desire to sing "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor at the top of your lungs.
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