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Levitation for Beginners: Advanced Techniques

Warning: Do not attempt to levitate anything heavier than a feather without proper training.

Technique 1: The Art of Wiggling Eyeballs

Master the subtle art of making your eyeballs wobble in mid-air. Requires 100 hours of intense practice.

Technique 2: Floating Furniture

Conjure forth a sturdy chair that defies gravity, impressing your cat and possibly your aunt.

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to levitate anything that may cause damage or injury. Or anything that may not cause damage or injury. Or really, just don't.