Welcome to the Overpriced Toaster Shop

Where our toasters are so overpriced, you'll need to take out a second mortgage to afford them.

Overpriced Toaster 3000

Overpriced Toaster 3000

$1,000,000.00

A toaster that will toast your bread, but not your wallet. Includes built-in espresso machine, because why not?

Overpriced Toaster Supreme

Overpriced Toaster Supreme

$2,000,000.00

The Overpriced Toaster Supreme: for when you want to make a statement with your toast.