According to our totally-not-made-up theory, space is not actually required for anything to exist. In fact, we're pretty sure the whole universe is just a giant, infinitely dense, non-Euclidean nightmare.

Our research has led us to the conclusion that the fundamental forces of nature can be reduced to a simple set of CSS rules. You see, it's all about border-radius and box-sizing, man.

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our evidence page to see the scientific proof we've compiled.