The Sock Conspiracy

It's a little-known fact that socks have been secretly controlling world events for decades.

• The Sock Puppet Government: A shadow organization of highly influential socks pulling the strings from behind the scenes.
• The Sock Puppet Government's ultimate goal: To make sure your feet are always warm and cozy.
• Join the Sock Resistance and fight back against the Sock Puppet Government's tyranny!

Join the Sock Resistance Read Sock History: The Early Years The Great Sock Heist: A Conspiracy Theory