Recipe: "Burnt Offerings to the Void"
Ingredients:
- 1 cup despair
- 1/2 cup existential dread
- 1/4 cup crushing ennui
- A pinch of hopelessness
Instructions:
- Preheat the abyss to 400°F.
- Mix despair, existential dread, and crushing ennui in a bowl.
- Add a pinch of hopelessness and stir counterclockwise.
- Serve to the void.
Serves:
1 serving of existential crisis, 2-3 servings of emotional numbness.