Neo-Brutalist Fashion Show 3000

Welcome, Fashionistas!

Today, we're showcasing the most avant-garde designs from the most unlikely of places: the Neo-Building's janitor's closet!

Get ready for:

• Garbage bag chic: where functionality meets fashion!
• Janitor's bucket hat: the ultimate in utility chic!
• Cable management with attitude: wrap your cables around anything!

Stay tuned for:

• Upcoming collections from the infamous 'Ikea-Disposal' line!
• Exclusive interview with the enigmatic 'Janitor-in-Chief'!