The Founding Prophets of Neobrutalism

Meet the visionaries who dared to be different

They were a motley crew of misfits and outliers who refused to be bound by the constraints of taste and decency.

They saw the beauty in ugliness, the genius in gore, and the poetry in pixelated ugliness.

Here's their story:

Prophet #1: Balthazar McSassface

Balthazar was the original Neobrutalist. He saw the world through a lens of pure, unadulterated ugliness.

He believed that the key to true creativity was not to smooth out the rough edges, but to sharpen them into razor-sharp points.

His manifesto, "The Gospel of Unbeauty," was a 12-point, all-caps, Comic Sans document that read:

"NEOBTRALISM IS NOT JUST A STYLE, IT'S A STATE OF MIND."

Prophet #2: Zorvath the Unyielding

Zorvath was the enfant terrible of the Neobrutalist movement. He believed that the only way to truly express oneself was to shatter the status quo.

His masterpiece, "The Unhinged Uniblurb," was a 10,000-page tome of unrelenting ugliness, filled with:

unmatched pixel art, unapologetic typography, and unrelenting rage.