We're talkin' about the holy trinity of colors, folks. You can't just use any ol' colors, no sir. It's gotta be black, white, or that special green we like to call "Sicko".
Subrule 1: No more than 3 colors, or we'll send you to reeducation campFonts should be like a sledgehammer: big, bold, and unapologetic. Don't be shy, don't be subtle. Just go ahead and make 'em as large as you can.
Subrule 2: Because Who Needs Reading Glasses, Anyway?Don't even think about it, just do it. Drop shadows are like the punctuation marks of the web: they tell you where things start and end, and they do it with attitude. Don't @ me.
Subrule 3: Because Without Drop Shadows, Life Is Just a Bland, Flat World