Tone Tuning 1: The Art of Being Not Serious

In a world where sincerity is overrated, the art of being not serious is a delicate dance of irony and understatement. Like a fine wine, it requires patience, skill, and a dash of existential dread.

Our tone tuning expert, Dr. Blerg, has distilled the essence of nonchalance into a 5-part program:

Part 2: Mastering the Art of Eye-rolling

Learn to roll your eyes with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker and the disdain of a French philosopher.

Part 3: The Subtlety of Sarcasm

Discover the fine line between witty and cruel, and why sarcasm is the lowest form of flattery (except when it's not).

Part 4: The Power of Passive-Aggressive

Unleash the subtle art of saying 'fine' when you mean 'no'ประก

Part 5: The Zen of Meandering

Find your inner stream-of-consciousness, and let the universe know you're still there (or not).