Welcome to Extraordinary Patties, where the patties are not just any patties.
Here, the patties have been imbued with the essence of the cosmos, granting them extraordinary powers.
Behold, a patty with the ability to grant the consumer temporary invincibility!
Or, if you will, behold the patty of ultimate despair, capable of turning the eater into a human pinball.
Or maybe, just maybe, you'll get the patty of existential dread, which will force you to question the very fabric of reality itself.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, you could try the patty of infinite recursion, which will make you wonder if this patty's existence is even real in the first place.
Or, just for kicks, you could try the patty of pure, unadulterated silliness, which will turn you into a chicken.
But wait, there's more! Try the patty of temporal displacement, which will transport you to a parallel universe where you're a chicken, but the chicken is you!
But be warned: these patties are not for the faint of heart, nor are they suitable for those with a weak stomach.
Or, if you will, just eat them all, and see where the universe takes you!
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