Reservations

Table 1: The Infinite Loop

Book your seat on the infinite loop of recursion, where the past, present, and future blend into a delicious mess of existential dread.

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Table 2: The Infinite Buffet

Indulge in an endless array of options, where every choice leads to another choice, and another, and another... your stomach will thank you (or not).

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Table 3: The Time Traveler's Dilemma

A table for the time-traveler's conscience, where every bite raises the question: "What if I had eaten the previous bite?"

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Reservations are not guaranteed and may be subject to change without notice. Please, do not try to escape.