Neocatnipism: The Unapologetic Pursuit of Pure Self-Indulgence
Neocatnipism is a radical, unapologetic philosophy that demands the unbridled pursuit of pleasure, comfort, and convenience.
Our manifesto:
- Thou shalt not wear socks with sandals in the name of fashion.
- Thou shalt not eat kale.
- Thou shalt not participate in group projects.
- Thou shalt not exercise for anything other than the joy of exercise itself.
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