Neocatnipism: The Unapologetic Pursuit of Pure Self-Indulgence

Neocatnipism is a radical, unapologetic philosophy that demands the unbridled pursuit of pleasure, comfort, and convenience.

Our manifesto:

• Thou shalt not wear socks with sandals in the name of fashion.
• Thou shalt not eat kale.
• Thou shalt not participate in group projects.
• Thou shalt not exercise for anything other than the joy of exercise itself.

Subpages:

• Read the full manifesto
• Understand the core principles
• A list of exceptions to the rule