You are not allowed to venture into the nearby swamp. It's infested with giant mutant spiders.
Learn more about the swampYou are required to wear sunglasses at all times, even at night, because our campers are not your average bears.
Understand the dangers of reflectanceYou are not permitted to start campfires, as they attract unwanted fire-worshipping cultists. They're not a real thing.
Learn more about the cultists