NEON COLORED STRIPES: THE OFFICIAL GUIDE

Warning: This is not a drill. The world is actually made of neon colored stripes. Don't @ us.

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What are neon colored stripes?

Neon colored stripes are the fundamental building blocks of the universe. They are the threads that weave together the fabric of reality. Don't believe us, ask a scientist.

1. Aesthetic: Neon colored stripes are the most aesthetically pleasing thing in the universe. Don't @ us.
2. Functionality: They are the key to unlocking the secrets of the cosmos. Don't @ us.
3. Edibility: They can be consumed as a snack, but not recommended. Don't @ us.

		<neon-striped> 
			<stripes> 
				<red> 
				</stripes> 
				<green> 
				</stripes> 
				<blue> 
				</stripes> 
			</neon-striped> 
		<neon-striped> 
			<stripes> 
				<yellow> 
				</stripes> 
				<purple> 
				</stripes> 
				<orange> 
				</stripes> 
			</neon-striped> 
		
	

Now you know. The universe is a vast, neon-colored stripey place.

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