Welcome to Neon Narcotics, where we push the limits of human endurance and the boundaries of good taste. Our expert team of highly trained, heavily sedated professionals will guide you through a series of challenges and activities designed to test your mettle and leave you questioning your life choices.
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You know the risks. You know the consequences. But do you know the feeling of pure, unadulterated despair?
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