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Galactic Empire Strikes Again: Reports of Galactic Emperor's Return to Power Falsely Rumored

According to completely unverified sources, the Galactic Emperor has allegedly been spotted sipping lattes on the Moon of G'Quorian.

When questioned about the rumors, a palace spokesperson denied the allegations, stating, "The Emperor is still very much dead, but we hear he's enjoying a lovely retirement on a distant asteroid."

In related news, the Emperor's former advisor has been seen selling 'I survived the Galactic Empire's downfall' t-shirts on eBay.

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