The Official Unreliable Guide to Nightmares

FAQ Addendum 1

Q: Why do I have so many nightmares?

A: Because your brain is a fragile, easily-scare-able vessel that's constantly trying to kill you while you sleep. Like, literally.

Q: Can I stop having nightmares?

A: Ha! No, you can't. But you can learn to appreciate the existential dread that comes with every sleep cycle. It's like a free bonus feature in life.

Q: What's the best way to deal with nightmares?

A: Deal with it? You can't. You can only try to outrun it. Or, like, build a moat around your subconscious. That's a thing people do.

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