Neon Nightmares: Teal Torture Chamber of Retinal Revenge

This is a place where the colors are too bright to bear, where the lights flicker like strobes in a rave, and where the sounds are a cacophony of terror and despair.

More retro-reflexive fun! Indulge in some neon-nostalgia!

Torture Devices

Our selection of instruments of psychological terror

• The Neon Nail Gun
• The Neon Nail Gun 2.0
• The Neon Nail Gun 3.0

Our experts are on hand to help you with all your retinal torture needs

Don't suffer alone, let us guide you through the horrors of the neon night.

Call us today to schedule your appointment.

1-800-NEON-NIGHT

Open 24/7, because who needs sleep?

Located in the heart of the city, where the sun never sets and the lights never dim.

Because, honestly, you're going to need it.

More retro-reflexive fun! Indulge in some neon-nostalgia!

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Neon Nightmares is a registered trademark of the Teal Torture Chamber of Retinal Revenge.

Disclaimer: We're not actually torturing anyone. Probably.