Warning: The Tsunami Warning System has been activated. Please stand by for a potentially life-changing experience.
As the Teal Tsunami approaches, you are advised to:
Breathe Deep, Breathe Deep, Breathe Deep, for the impending doom that is about to be unleashed upon you.
But wait, there's more! The Tsunami is not just a natural disaster, but also a Mermaid Mania is about to hit the shore, because why not?
So, grab your favorite Surfboard and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
Or, you know what? Just stay home and play Video Games and pretend it's not happening. We won't judge.
Stay tuned for further updates, or don't, because honestly, who needs updates when the world is ending?
Thanks for playing, and don't say we didn't warn you...