Welcome to Neon Nip Nappers

Because, let's face it, napping is hard.

Our team of expert napping consultants will guide you through the process, ensuring your eyelids never get a workout.

Current Napping Status: Napping Techniques | Napping Schedule | Silently Suffering from Sleep Deprivation

Disclaimer: Our napping consultants are not responsible for any accidents that may occur during or immediately after napping.

Our napping expert, Bob, will guide you through the art of napping. His napping philosophy: "Nap hard, nap often, nap well."

Bob, our napping expert