1. Don't touch the neon - unless you're a licensed neon handler. Trust us, you're not.
2. Neon and open flames are like oil and water - they don't mix. Don't say we didn't warn you.
3. Don't try to ride a neon unicorn, it's a thing that will end badly for everyone involved.
4. Neon and the law are like two old friends - they're not. Keep that in mind when you're planning your next neon-fueled party.
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