Neon Scarf Pattern 9000

The ultimate accessory for the style-conscious cyborg.

A 100% neon-lit, 100% sentient scarf designed by Dr. Emily E. Eggplant, Ph.D. in Extreme Knitting.

Get your matching Neon Scarf Helmet Microchip Implant today!

Side effects may include:

• Excessive blinking
• Uncontrollable flailing
• Increased risk of spontaneous disco dancing

Order now and receive a free side of pixelated fries!