Neon Toaster Accessories: For the Toaster that's Lit

Where Functionality Meets Flashy Fashion

Because your toaster isn't just a appliance, it's a statement piece. Introducing:

• Toaster Gloves - Because who needs opposable thumbs when you can have opposable toaster handles?
• Neon Toaster Lamp - Add some ambiance to your countertop with a glow-in-the-dark toaster
• Toaster Shoulder Pad - Because your toaster should not have to suffer the agony of being placed on a flimsy countertop stand
• Artisanal Toaster Wax Melting Stand - Handcrafted, artisanal, made-to-order, for the discerning toaster enthusiast
• Toaster Dance Party Pack - Because who doesn't want to party with their toaster?