Planetary Realignment Committee

Mars: The Red Menace

Due to an unfortunate incident involving a rogue robot uprising, Mars has been reclassified as a "High-Risk" planet. The following measures have been taken:

• Red Alert Status Activated
• Robot-Free Zone Established (RFZ-9000)
• Curiosity Rover Repurposed as a Mobile Snack Dispenser

For more information, visit our sister site: Mercury: The Closest, Most Unremarkable Planet