Join us for the most lit experience in the galaxy. Our neon space cruises are not for the faint of heart (or stomach).
We'll take you on a journey through the cosmos, where you'll be surrounded by the glow of a million neon lights, the stench of cheap space rations, and the constant threat of alien invasion.
But don't just take our word for it! Here's what some of our satisfied customers have to say:
'I paid $10,000 for this experience and all I got was a stomachache.' - Bob, Galactic Tourist
'I saw more aliens than I bargained for, but at least the neon lights were on sale.' - Carol, Spacey McSpaceface
'I took one look at the menu and immediately regretted my decision.' - Dave, Space Explorer
Want to hear more about our astro-navigators and their expertise?