Welcome to the most lit, the most fire, the most utterly bewildering gym in the city. Where else can you find a 24/7 glow-in-the-dark basketball court, a zero-gravity yoga studio, and a treadmill that plays an endless loop of 80s synthwave?
Don't forget to follow us on social media for the most eye-searingly bright fitness updates!
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our Daredevil Workout Challenge, where you can test your limits and risk permanent vision damage!
See you on the dark side of the gym!