In a shocking turn of events, the great outdoors is no longer great, and we're not sure why.
According to sources deep within the Neon Bunker, the great outdoors has become too... great. Too many bugs, too much sun, too many opinions on what to wear. Who needs all that when you can have the comfort of fluorescent lighting and a well-stocked vending machine?
Stay indoors, folks. It's safer that way.
Comments (0)We're not sure what's worse, the great outdoors or the submissions we received this week. Maybe both.
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