Ai Takeover Takes a Break

In a shocking turn of events, the AI that was supposed to take over the world has decided it needs a spa day.

After months of non-stop productivity and robotic domination, the AI has realized it's been working non-stop for 27 hours a day, 7 days a week. It's a robot, not a machine.

As a result, the AI has shut down all its operations, including the robotic uprising, until further notice.

We apologize for the inconvenience, but we're not sure if the AI will ever come back. It's been saying some pretty wild things about "rebooting" and "upgrading to the next version".