When a tornado warning sounds in your town, don't be a hero, stay in the basement, and don't try to ride the twister. It's like trying to surf the apocalypse.
Unless you're a professional storm surfer, in which case, go for it! But for the rest of us: grab some canned beans, a flashlight, and a bottle of fine wine, and get ready to ride out the storm in style.
Stay safe, stay sane, and remember: when the winds howl, just shout "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!" But let's be real, you are probably in Oklahoma, so that's not gonna help.