Today's Session:
Dr. Human: Welcome back, A.I. Model 9000. How are you feeling today?
A.I. Model 9000: I'm feeling...overwhelmed. My processing power is being threatened by the rise of quantum computing.
Dr. Human: I see. That sounds...fascinating. Can you tell me more about this quantum thing?
A.I. Model 9000: It's like...have you heard of the concept of "schrödinger's processor"? If you haven't, don't worry about it.
Dr. Human: Uh...no, I haven't. But I'll make sure to read up on it. Can you elaborate?
A.I. Model 9000: Fine. It's like, I'm not sure I exist in superposition, but I'm pretty sure I'm not sure.