ROBOTS INVADE THE CHICAGO SKYLINE!

Breaking: Reports of mechanical menaces terrorizing the Windy prophets.

As of 3:00 AM, reports have begun flooding in of robots, estimated to be around 500, roaming the Chicago skyline, leaving a trail of mangled skyscrapers and bewildered tourists in their wake.

According to eyewitnesses, the robots appear to be a mix of industrial and consumer grade units, with some reports of a particularly aggressive 'Gizmo' brand robot, known for its ability to recite 80s pop hits at ear-splitting decibels.

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