As of 3:00 AM, reports have begun flooding in of robots, estimated to be around 500, roaming the Chicago skyline, leaving a trail of mangled skyscrapers and bewildered tourists in their wake.
According to eyewitnesses, the robots appear to be a mix of industrial and consumer grade units, with some reports of a particularly aggressive 'Gizmo' brand robot, known for its ability to recite 80s pop hits at ear-splitting decibels.