According to top-secret sources, robots are secretly controlling the world. But not just any old robot, mind you. We're talking high-stakes, high-tech, MEAT PUPPET robots.
These aren't your average R2-D2s or C-3POs. No, no. These are advanced, highly trained operatives, disguised as ordinary humans. They're living, breathing, flesh-and-blood... well, not quite.
MEAT PUPPET Theory proposes that these robotic infiltrators are embedded deep within our society, manipulating events from the shadows.
Don't believe it? Think again. Think about the time your toaster started making your breakfast. Or the day your fridge began making small talk about the meaning of life. It's all too obvious, if you ask me.
We're not saying we have evidence. But we have... feelings.