Welcome to the Neon Bunker Founders, where innovation meets... slightly less innovation.
Our team of expert bunker-founders has been digging, drilling, and duct-taping their way into the heart of the earth's crust for years.
Our mission is to create a network of interconnected bunkers that will revolutionize the way you store your snacks, your secrets, and your moderately-sized collection of vinyl records.
See our Bunker Blueprint for a glimpse of our grand design Learn about the history of the Neon Bunker Founders in our riveting, action-packed story Visit our Snack Stash, where the world's most exotic and obscure treats are stored