About Us
We're the Neon Bunker Shop, where retro-futurism meets retro-chic. We're a collective of artists, designers, and engineers who've been holed up in this bunker since the 80s, creating the most fantastic, the most extraordinary, the most utterly useless gadgets this side of the Iron Curtain.
We've got an inventory that's a treasure trove of retrofuturistic delights:
- Galactic maps printed on glow-in-the-dark vinyl
- Nuclear-powered calculators that'll make you feel like a 50s sci-fi movie extra
- Neon-lit model rocket kits that'll make you the envy of every retro-tech enthusiast
Our team is comprised of the most brilliant minds in the business:
- Blinky the Bunker Boss, our fearless leader and resident tech-noisseur
- Jules the Jester, our resident artist and master of mayhem
- Sam the Scientist, our resident genius and chief engineer