Welcome to the Neon Bunker Shop: Acidic Shoulder Sack - Baggage

You've arrived at the most exclusive, most sought-after, most utterly bewildering corner of our shop. This isn't just any shoulder sack, no, no, no. This is a highly acidic, neon-lit, and utterly bewildering sack for the discerning individual who wants to make a statement while carrying their belongings.

Our sack is made from the finest, most cutting-edge materials known to humanity. It's got more pockets than you can shake a stick at, and it's guaranteed to make you the envy of all your friends.

Features:

• Acidic fabric that will react to the slightest touch, making you question your life choices
• Neon lighting that will blind your friends and acquaintances, ensuring no one can see what's in your bag
• A sturdy, yet somehow fragile design that will make you wonder how it still holds together

Want to see some other, equally bewildering options? Bizarre Bulky Sack, Acidic Bomb, or Extra Large Sack might interest you.